On an unrelated note, I appear to have forgotten how to draw foreheads.
I apologize for the delay in answering these, but Conor reminded me that this is a thing for which I am supposed to draw comics so I decided to answer your questions in comic form. Then when I attempted that I encountered some technical difficulties (hence the screenshot/drawing format instead of the normal question/answer format). And then I had schoolwork. Also you guys ask some tricky questions and I must make my answers worthy! It’s a rough life.
Anyway, I think the answer here should be obvious. Sausage chicken just looks so much sillier (although I do think the chicken sausage’s face is pretty good). Plus I think the chicken sausage’s screaming would get old after a while. You’d never be able to take it anywhere!
Have you ever flipped a table, or brought a portable table to an event just to flip it?
I’m still searching for the perfect flipping table. It’s sort of like wands in Harry Potter, you know; each table is different and each one flips in a different way. That said, I’m not allowed to flip our dining room table because people tend to keep their laptops on it.
Also my hammerspace is currently broken so I am unable to carry tables of any sort with me at this time.
If a dog's sense are so much more acute than humans, why do they still eat poop?
It’s not a question of intelligence. Humans just have no sense of fun.